Today's guest on Author Mad Libs is Brodi Ashton, author of the acclaimed debut EVERNEATH. She was sent a list of parts of speech. This is the result. :)
Last spring, Nikki Beckett _plopped_, sucked into a _monster truck_ known as the Everneath, where _zombies_ Feed on the emotions of despairing _fireworks_. Now she's returned- to her old _cereal_, her family, her friends- before being banished back to the _nail polish_... this time forever.
She has six months before the Everneath comes to _strip_ her, six months for good-byes she can't find the _snowballs_ for, six months to find _toaster_, if it exists.
Nikki longs to spend these months _flailing_ with her boyfriend, Jack, the one person she loves more than _a missile_. But there's a problem: Cole, the _textured_ immortal who first enticed her to the Everneath, has followed Nikki to the mortal _pinky_. And he'll do whatever it takes to bring her back- this time as his _binky_.
As Nikki's _slinky_grows short and her _brains_ begin slipping from her grasp, she's forced to make the _most sissified_ decision of her life: find a way to _grab_ fate and remain on the Surface with Jack or _heave_ to the Everneath and become Cole's...
Because of two parents who were Greek myth _boxers_, she grew up thinking the latest fashion trends were inspired by _Rafael Nadal_, and a _hunky_ conversational opener was, “So, which mythological _ear hair_do you most resemble?” Despite these social_bums_, she found a _purple_ husband who’s always her first reader. She lives in _Hank Azaria_ with her two young _bandaids_, who still have no idea why she's at the computer all the time.
She received a Bachelor’s degree in _Pot_ from the University of Utah and a Master’s degree in _Smokin'_ Relations from the London School of Economics.
Thank you, Brodi, for playing along! To learn more about Brodi, visit her website. To purchase Everneath (One of the best books I've ever read!), go here.
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