tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post4577844421282193577..comments2024-01-01T21:34:29.568-06:00Comments on C.J. Redwine: I'm Going To Insert My Finger...C.J. Redwinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18133349802945244028noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-64248032316546883622008-08-08T19:19:00.000-05:002008-08-08T19:19:00.000-05:00It's events like this that make you suspect that s...It's events like this that make you suspect that someone is secretly recording your life and broadcasting it to a howling audience somewhere, isn't it?<BR/><BR/>I'm so glad that you stuck up for yourself and got the heck out of there.<BR/><BR/>Your experience coincided, by the way, with my recent need to seek medical attention. I was so afraid to go to the ER BEFORE reading your post. You sealed my decision to not go. You also inspired tonight's post.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for putting your own suffering out there for laughs.Danielle Filashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17559045917532735660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-64340799321577367312008-08-08T11:57:00.000-05:002008-08-08T11:57:00.000-05:00Ahahahahaha....are you sure we aren't related? I'v...Ahahahahaha....are you sure we aren't related? I've had such bad experiences with medical care that when I took a nasty fall a year and a half ago, I didn't even go to the doctor even though I'm reasonably sure I broke my kneecap. What's a little arthritis in the knee compared to amputation of perfectly good limb due to chart mixup/admission to psych ward due to chart mixup/rectal exam due to chart mixup [or insert favorite malpractice possibility here]. <BR/><BR/>I'm sorry to laugh at your misfortune (as I snort into my coffee cup), but that was really funny. I'm so glad you're all right.Siobhan MacIntyrehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02867221957847397167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-6729813978139352812008-08-08T06:44:00.000-05:002008-08-08T06:44:00.000-05:00*giggles*Thanks for the burned nose, I think I jus...*giggles*<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the burned nose, I think I just snorted coffee lmaoJar O' Marbleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00326864594617509713noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-67841681216297760392008-08-08T04:24:00.000-05:002008-08-08T04:24:00.000-05:00Can you put "I'd rather die than go to Hospital XY...Can you put "I'd rather die than go to Hospital XYZ" on a medical alert bracelet?<BR/><BR/>Sheesh, you're lucky it was IVs and digital rectal exams for homework and not colonoscopies and open heart surgery.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-70260226051179878202008-08-07T23:09:00.000-05:002008-08-07T23:09:00.000-05:00OMG. *falls over laughing* How do these things kee...OMG. *falls over laughing* How do these things keep happening to you??<BR/><BR/>KWandererInGrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16379510416686650094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-33398520416438762282008-08-07T19:10:00.000-05:002008-08-07T19:10:00.000-05:00Wow. I don't know which is more palatable: the h...Wow. I don't know which is more palatable: the horror, the comedy or your wonderful presentation of blending the two!Peter Von Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15042839698693906854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-81604490030168421952008-08-07T18:11:00.000-05:002008-08-07T18:11:00.000-05:00Oh CJ I think I about snorted my orange juice with...Oh CJ I think I about snorted my orange juice with the insert in rectum situation.... I worked in an emergency room whilst going to university and I can tell you some things that happen there are bizarre. Glad you didn't have to insert anything into your own rectum, and yes it's better to get sick at home.Natalie Hatchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09377665702278806398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-18157923730040154022008-08-07T17:04:00.000-05:002008-08-07T17:04:00.000-05:00CJ,Thanks for the huge laugh. It made my day. (Not...CJ,<BR/>Thanks for the huge laugh. It made my day. (Not to undermine the seriousness of your situation however). <BR/><BR/>If I'm ever in the USA, remind me NEVER to go to a hospital. OMG that was funny!!<BR/><BR/>Thank God you got out of there in time. That hotel manager should have given you a free stay or something. <BR/><BR/>I'll be chuckling for days. You MUST write comedy - you're so good at it!<BR/><BR/>SueSusan Anne Masonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17258093329143787876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-16983485470578859172008-08-07T15:05:00.000-05:002008-08-07T15:05:00.000-05:00CJ, this is unbelievable. Truly. I've fainted sev...CJ, this is unbelievable. Truly. I've fainted several times in my life both from illness, medication interaction and plummeting blood pressure, or maybe that accounted for them all. At any rate, I was hauled off to the WR on one occasion with far less attention and speedy results than you, poor lady.Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18163796423718444183noreply@blogger.com