Monday, April 2, 2012
Oh Yeah. We Went There.
Today, for your entertainment, I bring you a transcript of a chat I had last Thursday night with Jodi Meadows. I often tell her we should make some of our transcripts public, though we've both wondered if that might be social suicide.
So ... throwing caution to the wind and acknowledging that my deadline is fast approaching and my creative brain cells are all focused on my manuscript and so this is as close to a personally written blog post as you're likely to see from me for a bit, I give you what happens when I ask Jodi a very innocent grammar question.
C.J. Redwine: oh bugger me ... it's stupid question time!
C.J. Redwine: is it "gentler" or "more gentle"?
Jodi Meadows: gentler
C.J. Redwine: that's what I typed
C.J. Redwine: but now it all looks wrong
Jodi Meadows: hee
C.J. Redwine: gentle looks like the worst word every made
Jodi Meadows: yes
C.J. Redwine: it still isn't as bad as moist
C.J. Redwine: ugh
C.J. Redwine: I can't even type it without sneering
Jodi Meadows: nothing is as bad as moist
C.J. Redwine: nothing
C.J. Redwine: except maybe moister
C.J. Redwine: and moistest
Jodi Meadows: moistiest
Jodi Meadows: moisty
C.J. Redwine: ahahahahahahah
C.J. Redwine: MOISTY
Jodi Meadows: :D
C.J. Redwine: that could be profanity
C.J. Redwine: son of a moistier!
C.J. Redwine: what the moist?
Jodi Meadows: it should be profanity!
Jodi Meadows: go moist yourself
C.J. Redwine: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
C.J. Redwine: *gags*
Jodi Meadows: *ded*
C.J. Redwine: moist off
Jodi Meadows: *laffs and laffs*
C.J. Redwine: ha!
Jodi Meadows: *laughs moistily*
C.J. Redwine: gags even more moistierly*
Jodi Meadows: MOISTIERLY
C.J. Redwine: you know, if we ever put transcripts of our chats up on our blogs, we'd either gain a ton of followers or lose them all
C.J. Redwine: they'd call us the Moist Sisters
Jodi Meadows: soooooo gross!
C.J. Redwine: and the movie would be Career Suicide: Go Moist Yourself
Jodi Meadows: who would play us?
Jodi Meadows: I hope they would get Hans Zimmer to do the original score
C.J. Redwine: Jennifer Garner and Amy Adams
C.J. Redwine: oh we'd insist
Jodi Meadows: oh niiiice
C.J. Redwine: he would tell his musicians to play moistly
C.J. Redwine: and the trombone players would be all "Um ... duh"
Jodi Meadows: spit flying out the ends of flutes
C.J. Redwine: spit flying everywhere
Jodi Meadows: and trumpet players would be all "yeah" *empties spit valve*
C.J. Redwine: and all the clarinets and oboes would have moist reeds
C.J. Redwine: it would all work
Jodi Meadows: yes
C.J. Redwine: I have to go puke up my dinner now.
Jodi Meadows: okay
Jodi Meadows: that should be moist
C.J. Redwine: AHAHHHHHHHHH
Jodi Meadows: you're welcome
C.J. Redwine: *literal gagging*
C.J. Redwine: *sigh*
C.J. Redwine: see what happens when I ask for one simple little word?
Jodi Meadows: chaos
Jodi Meadows: moist chaos!
C.J. Redwine: DESIST
Jodi Meadows: like a bog
C.J. Redwine: *GAGS*
Jodi Meadows: or a swamp
C.J. Redwine: I am going to call you in a minute
C.J. Redwine: and all I'm going to do is gag in your ear
Jodi Meadows: or a stagnant pond
Jodi Meadows: LOL
C.J. Redwine: I'm told it sounds remarkably like a pregnant moose
Jodi Meadows: if you do, I will probably go puke too
C.J. Redwine: JUSTICE
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I hate MOIST. I'm dyinnggg reading this. My boyfriend gets me all the time with this hateful word. Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteI laughed SOOOO hard. <3
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Now I just have Dr. Horrible lines going through my head.
ReplyDeleteK
Still laughing.
ReplyDeleteUGH. Moist IS gross. *shivers*
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ROFLMAO - This just proves you should post more transcripts cause this one was a bottle full of awesomesauce!
ReplyDeleteI never had a problem with moist. Until now.
ReplyDeleteThat is my least favorite word of ALL THE WORDS. Sick. (but hilarious in this context)
ReplyDeleteLOL I think you'd gain followers posting things like this <3
ReplyDeleteI haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
ReplyDeleteKeep it up, ladies.
I now have moistaphobia.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine how many calories I burned from laughing so much. You two are a riot! Keep at it and you'll have plenty of readers rolling the aisles... moistily. YECK.
ReplyDeleteI literally just did a spit take all over my screen.
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