tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post9216609890909598596..comments2024-01-01T21:34:29.568-06:00Comments on C.J. Redwine: Beware the (Potentially Suicidal) OstrichC.J. Redwinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18133349802945244028noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-40016548324947519682010-06-22T06:22:52.142-05:002010-06-22T06:22:52.142-05:00The only place something that ludicrous is accepta...The only place something that ludicrous is acceptable is in Crocodile Dundee.<br /><a href="http://www.admaya.in" rel="nofollow"> Banner Advertising Network India </a>Nishanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12461392896444120934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-29695155616282299242010-06-22T03:17:56.162-05:002010-06-22T03:17:56.162-05:00Oh, no, I had NO problem imagining EXACTLY how it ...Oh, no, I had NO problem imagining EXACTLY how it looked when you hit yourself with the door. I've seen it. In person. Many times. Ooh, remember when...nah, I'll save that for a blog post of my own. *runs off to avoid the rain of cat litter and chess pieces*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-30534517495889707722010-06-21T19:08:23.957-05:002010-06-21T19:08:23.957-05:00AngDot - I, too, have difficulty spelling Jake'...AngDot - I, too, have difficulty spelling Jake's last name and am not an enthusiastic fan. But the ostrich! The ostrich cracks me up.C.J. Redwinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133349802945244028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-76418984474642884652010-06-21T19:06:00.677-05:002010-06-21T19:06:00.677-05:00MG - Lol. That totally didn't bother me. One o...MG - Lol. That totally didn't bother me. One of the sales techniques I train my employees on is the art of doing what you want your customer to mimic. For example, if you want someone to agree with what you're saying (Like "Wouldn't it be wonderful to enjoy some chocolate cake with your coffee?"), you make eye contact and nod your head while asking. It feels ridiculously stupid the first few times you do it, but it WORKS. The person you're talking to nods with you, unconsciously mimicking you, and before you know it, they find themselve much more agreeable to whatever you're suggesting than they would've been without mirroring your behavior. <br /><br />So, I had no problem believing he could cause his opponenet to imitate him, and I thought it was cool that he finally found the ability to be still inside enough to pull it off. :)C.J. Redwinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133349802945244028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-64748825803919646042010-06-21T14:05:44.330-05:002010-06-21T14:05:44.330-05:00And PS Kerry Allen. Do you have list at such hotel...And PS Kerry Allen. Do you have list at such hotels so that I may send their toilets hate mail? I can't even get the auto toilets in the retail shops to work and they just auto flush. I wish to make a preemptive strike at these monstrous toilets while they are distracted by C.J.'s screaming exit...Leonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11786326364037397675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-89722698213267062752010-06-21T14:03:57.646-05:002010-06-21T14:03:57.646-05:00NO! really?? OmG I am laughing so hard I can barel...NO! really?? OmG I am laughing so hard I can barely type. I have same problem. EXACTLY. my hubby and boss. It's like this. Or, you just doing it wrong. Evil. Spawn. Yes, our fax was and the other printer. I have one that I kept when office shut down that I had bought for me. It lurved me. It wouldn't work for anyone else, and I finally had a piece of office equipment that wasn't trying to get me fired. Or worst. ON America's Funniest Videos! <br /><br />Right now, My Word programs come up with review coments on by default. I can't change it. My hubby thinks I'm crazy until he tried to change it. NO. Can. Do. Buddy. The computer knows it's for me and it ain't happening. Wonder if the osterich would make a good threat? Think the computer would care?<br /><br />LOL Love the list!Leonahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11786326364037397675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-77000705316613646462010-06-21T12:55:13.823-05:002010-06-21T12:55:13.823-05:00Love. It.
Except Karate Kid was nowhere near as ...Love. It. <br /><br />Except Karate Kid was nowhere near as good as the original. <br /><br />Dude. The kid STARED AT HIS OPPONENT AND MOVED HIS HEAD TO STUN HIM INTO COBRA SUBMISSION. <br /><br />The only place something that ludicrous is acceptable is in Crocodile Dundee. And even then it's iffy. <br /><br />;-)MG Buehrlenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258047290846258238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-14082136047845280482010-06-21T11:17:09.178-05:002010-06-21T11:17:09.178-05:00Thank you for being the first LOLfest of the day!
...Thank you for being the first LOLfest of the day!<br />P.S. I've feared ostriches ever since that commercial for what was probably Stride gum. PECK!<br />P.P.S. I really don't like Jake Gyllenhaal, and his last name is very hard to spell. Instead of wanting to watch the Prince of Persia movie because of the ostriches, he has ruined such a majestic bird for me. I like the game better, even though I'm really, really bad at it.Ang Dotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-20556451350200034402010-06-21T11:01:18.510-05:002010-06-21T11:01:18.510-05:00I couldn't tell you how many times I LOL'd...I couldn't tell you how many times I LOL'd at this! Love it! :)Opalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11404791082350683552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-32785173598545626662010-06-21T10:23:08.458-05:002010-06-21T10:23:08.458-05:00*giggles**giggles*WandererInGrayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16379510416686650094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-62303676154762093592010-06-21T08:11:21.581-05:002010-06-21T08:11:21.581-05:00They have toilets that run on demon energy too?!?
...They have toilets that run on demon energy too?!?<br /><br />*screams and runs from the building*C.J. Redwinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133349802945244028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4982069049641262423.post-55069927518140096042010-06-21T03:35:35.036-05:002010-06-21T03:35:35.036-05:00The Story of C.J.
Once upon a time, a fax machine...The Story of C.J.<br /><br />Once upon a time, a fax machine, a door, and a gallbladder conspired to bring about the downfall of C.J. While she did fall down (many times), she could not be kept down for long and rode off into the sunset on a bedazzled ostrich.<br /><br />The End<br /><br /><br /><br />Should you ever have occasion to stay in a fancy hotel room and enter the bathroom to discover one of those computerized toilets that heats, deodorizes, washes, dries, oscillates, vibrates, flushes itself, orders room service, and sings show tunes, I suggest you run, run fast and far, and don't look back.Kerry Allenhttp://www.kerry-allen.comnoreply@blogger.com