I love quotes. I have a huge book full of quotes. Most of my favorites are serious stuff.
However, I have three new favorites, recently acquired.
One, from Dragonheart: "She's a - a - a Wandering Idiot!"
The second, from Eddie Izzard's riff on the Death Star Canteen where Darth Vader announces: "Death by Tray it shall be!"
The last, acquired today, from Plankton (the evil nemesis on SpongeBob): "This is a job for an imbecile!"
Shouldn't be too hard to work those into everyday conversations.