Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Lessons Learned

A few lessons my boys learned yesterday:

1. Light sabers and unprotected groins do not a happy camper make.

2. There is only so far you can push a mother with a raging headache before she snaps like a brittle rubber band.

3. Never tickle Starshine when he has a full bladder. Especially if he's sitting on you.

And the most important lesson of all (illustrated with much dramatic screaming by Starshine himself):

4. Do not take an atomic fireball repeatedly out of your mouth and then wipe your eyes with those same, cinnamon-coated fingers.

4 comments:

  1. Yewoch! *winces*

    I dumped pepper in my brother's eyes once. *grins* I was seasoning his head and he looked up.

    K

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  2. Ouch!!

    I once shot tabasco into my eye at work. That wasn't fun. It wasn't fun at ALL.

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  3. Ohh I have so much to look forward to with my son!! :)

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  4. Have a couple more just for the fun of it. Three boys either makes you or breaks you. =)

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