Some interesting questions asked of me at work lately. They didn't really leave me speechless but the sarcastic response I wanted to give had to be swallowed in the interest of keeping my job. ;)
"My BLT is only bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Where's the meat?"
"Does your sweet tea have sugar in it?"
"I know it says you only have biscuits and cornbread but could I please have rolls instead?"
And my personal favorite:
"Do your salads come with lettuce?"
Truly, I am amazed that some people remember how to breathe.