When Daredevil came home from school, he walked up to me, raised one eyebrow (a look he started giving me the day he was born) and said, in a very formal voice, "Salutations."
When I laughed, he looked worried and asked, "Do you even know what that word means?"
When I said it meant "greetings" he just shook his head sadly.
"No, mom, it just means hello. I can say hello from now on if that's easier for you."
Lol. I love my kids.