Friday, February 27, 2009

Secret Agent Kitties: Case #1



Case File: Operation Chow Hound Mortification

Assigned Agents: Tinks (mastermind) and Carly (deceptively sweet)

Problem: Giant Black Chow Hound must be convinced of his lowly social status, apprised of his bottom-of-the-pecking-order title, and humbled beyond anyone's wildest expectations. The fact that Giant Black Chow Hound is already submissive toward us means nothing.

Solution: Both agents shall leave piles of excrement on either side of Giant Black Chow Hound's food bowl and one agent shall carefully balance atop Giant Black Chow Hound's water bowl and relieve herself at will.

Message delivered.

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