Here are a few gems gleaned from conversations recently with my boys:
Scientist: You know, if you go to hell, I bet it isn't the heat that gets you. It's the humidity.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Starshine: Hey cool! A toothpick! Now I'm all set if I get arrested.
Me: Why?
Starshine: Because I can pick the lock on my handcuffs with a toothpick and then use it as a weapon!
Me: I'm sure every cop in this county is disturbed to hear that.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Starshine: I'm really glad you haven't been guillotined yet.
Me: That makes two of us.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
-
Honestly, this is a post I never dreamed I'd write. My hands are shaky, and I'm frantically thinking through all the possible conseq...
-
I've been sitting on this news for over a week, now. Remember last week when I said part of my May was WOW? This is the WOW, announced ... -
I first met Myra when she chased me down the hall at church and said "Hey! I heard you're a writer! I'm a writer too!" Th...
*shivers*
ReplyDeleteLol. And that's just Starshine. Imagine if we gave Daredevil a toothpick...
ReplyDeletebwuhahahaha.
ReplyDelete*giggles*
ReplyDeleteDaredevil could probably take over the world with a toothpick. (or build something explosive ala MacGuyver)
K
ROFL Your kids are awesome.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is Starshine being glad you haven't been guillotined... "yet." What faith our children have in us.
ReplyDelete