Today, we asked Starshine what BIG item he wanted for Christmas since we have a fairly expensive present already purchcased for each of his brothers. We said keep it between $80-$120. Here are the answers he gave:
1. A coupon book including coupons for parents to clean his room, do his homework, and punch each other for the entertainment of their spawn.
2. A box of Nutcrackers (25 please!) to create his own Nutcracker army.
3. A gun. A real one.
Is it wrong that I'm actually looking at the Nutcracker army as a viable option?