Those of you who've been regular blog readers for a while will appreciate this one: Wandereringray sent me a link to the perfect Christmas present for our friend Mal (Paul, aka bluedragoon25).
Those of you who are new to the scene can get caught up here.
Click here to see how you can make Paul's Christmas the best Christmas ever.
I personally love the warning not to use this to try to stop real bullets. Gee, thanks for the tip.