We're running a fun contest over at Swords & Stilettos today. We're looking for the best examples of really bad writing you can give us (yes, it needs to be your original creation!).
The contest: Write a sentence using the most adjectives and adverbs you can possibly fit into the sentence while still having it make sense. =)
The prize: All commenters will be put into a drawing for a free book (title to be determined).
Go wild with your vocab and enter the contest! (I've written a gloriously decadent ode to overly-descriptive writing there myself...)