I can kill you with my BRAIN.
The same goes for nail polish remover. That stuff can outlast several hand washings!
Jalepenos also linger.I do the toothpaste thing all the time. On purpose. Nothing else is quite so effective for stimulating one's alertness when one is getting ready for work at 3:30 a.m.
I wear glasses.Friends and not-so-friends have told me I should try contacts (also to wear my hair down once in a while, but that's besides the point).The idea seems less and less appealing.
I too have experienced the jalapeno contact lens eye gouging. The worst thing about it? Knowing you have to get the other eye.
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