Starshine: "Hey, Mom! Did I finish my twenty minutes of reading?"
Me: *checks clock* "Yes, you did. See? I told you it wouldn't be that hard."
Starshine: "Know where I was?"
Me: "Where?"
Starshine: "In the restroom. Time really flies when you're on the toilet."
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A Bad Culinary Decision
A few days ago, on a whim, I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips in their new Chicken and Waffles flavor. I figured my kids (who love bot...

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A few days ago, on a whim, I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips in their new Chicken and Waffles flavor. I figured my kids (who love bot...
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