A recent conversation with Starshine, transcribed here for your enjoyment. So, er, enjoy:
Starshine: "Hey Mom! We should get a platypus!"
Me: "Really? Why?"
Starshine: "Because then we wouldn't have to buy milk anymore!"
Me: "..."
Starshine: "Didn't you know that a platypus sweats milk?"
Me: "Holy Gag Reflex, Batboy, that's disgusting."
Starshine: "I think the word you're looking for is useful."
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ReplyDeleteSooo, he's pretty much the funniest kid on the planet.
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