I have depths of untapped talent the likes of which you will, very shortly, envy.
Envy.
Why? Because tonight, while I was minding my own business walking through the grocery store, I took a deep breath and snorted one of the curls of hair that frames my face right up my nose.
You see? Skillz, I haz them.
Your jealousy, it burns.
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ReplyDeleteI love that you not only admitted this, but gave it a blog post all to its self.
ReplyDeleteJust wait until you shut your hair in the window. Good times. lol.
ReplyDelete*falls off the bed laughing*
ReplyDeleteI love laughing out loud! This was so fun. :-)
ReplyDeleteMy husband thinks I'm crazy, I'm laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteDo you think if I work hard and practice, I might be able to snort my hair up my nose someday?
Only you! *falls off couch laughing*
ReplyDeleteThere are days when I really worry about you.
ReplyDelete*Grins and runs*
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I just laughed so hard I snorted. And now people in my office are staring at me, which makes me laugh harder . . . oh man, it's a giggle loop.
ReplyDeleteBahahaha! That's too funny!! Did you have to tweeze the hair between your fingertips and pull it out? :)
ReplyDeleteOMFG I SO WISH I HAD BEEN THERE TO SEE IT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOn another note: you've now given me something to aspire towards. I WILL ACHIEVE YOUR GREATNESS.
Ha! My young hair-snorting apprentices, only with years of flagrant disregard for the laws of physics can you achieve the greatness that is mine.
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