Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Yes, I Did

I have depths of untapped talent the likes of which you will, very shortly, envy.

Envy.

Why? Because tonight, while I was minding my own business walking through the grocery store, I took a deep breath and snorted one of the curls of hair that frames my face right up my nose.

You see? Skillz, I haz them.

Your jealousy, it burns.

12 comments:

  1. I love that you not only admitted this, but gave it a blog post all to its self.

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  2. Just wait until you shut your hair in the window. Good times. lol.

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  3. I love laughing out loud! This was so fun. :-)

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  4. My husband thinks I'm crazy, I'm laughing so hard.

    Do you think if I work hard and practice, I might be able to snort my hair up my nose someday?

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  5. Only you! *falls off couch laughing*

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  6. There are days when I really worry about you.

    *Grins and runs*

    K

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  7. I just laughed so hard I snorted. And now people in my office are staring at me, which makes me laugh harder . . . oh man, it's a giggle loop.

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  8. Bahahaha! That's too funny!! Did you have to tweeze the hair between your fingertips and pull it out? :)

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  9. OMFG I SO WISH I HAD BEEN THERE TO SEE IT!!!!!!

    On another note: you've now given me something to aspire towards. I WILL ACHIEVE YOUR GREATNESS.

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  10. Ha! My young hair-snorting apprentices, only with years of flagrant disregard for the laws of physics can you achieve the greatness that is mine.

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