Some things I've overheard recently:
Daredevil (while playing a James Bond video game): "Dude, look at that guy!"
Starshine (looks): "Nice mirdle."
Daredevil: "I was talking about his gun."
Starshine: "It's kind of hard to notice his gun when all I see is a man in a mirdle."
Starshine (while taking a bath with Princess J): "Hey! There's something floating in the water! I think it's cookie dough!"
Hubby: "Cookie dough?"
Starshine (leans closer to inspect the object of his attention and then glares at Princess J): "Never mind. That's not cookie dough."
Hubby: "Nope. That's justice."