Once again, I'm going to let you tell me what to write. Sort of. Here's the deal (for those of you who weren't following the blog last year):
1. You think up a cool/funny/interesting/challenging first sentence.
2. You post it in the comments section.
3. I take the sentence and turn it into a short piece of creative writing.
Last year, some of you threw some fairly challenging sentences my way, and I loved the writing that came from them. Very entertaining for all of us. :)
So, give me a first sentence and I'll go from there. I only ask that there be no profanity in it. Blood and guts are fine. =D