I can kill you with my BRAIN.
I never should have doubted you. Stupid.com has a spork with an incorporated knife (which I guess makes it a sporfe), but alas, it is only plastic.
I forgive you. (Said in the same intonations as the big girl on Nacho Libre.)A sporfe, eh? Might come in handy. When they make it out of something more durable, of course. :)
I was most interested to find this site also sells "Giant Plush Microbes" and "Astronaut Ice Cream"... so there's no end of useful items!
Think Geek ROCKS. I got James one of those sporks for Christmas a year or two ago.
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