Friday, February 20, 2009

Blogging: Epic Fail

Reasons Why I've Failed At Blogging This Week:

1. Goats

2. A small disturbance in a little-known Eastern European country requiring me to put down a potential uprising using nothing more than some zebra-striped stilettos and a titanium spork.

3. Children who carted home oodles of odious math homework that ate up my evening hours.

4. I was dead. I swear it.

5. Long hours at work surrounded by managerial types from other stores whose sole mission in life was to make mine miserable.

6. I couldn't make bail.

7. Pancakes. They called to me.

8. *sigh* Laundry.

9. I was pulled back into my former life as a covert operative for a little known branch of the U.S. military where my specialized skill set includes running in stilettos, thesaurus-like verbosity, and punching like a man.

10. Every spare creative brain cell (and there weren't many) was devoted to revising SF.

11. Temporary amnesia brought on by yet another unlikely head injury (this one involving a camel and a flight of unruly pigeons).

Some items in this are actually true. =D I'll do better next week. Probably.


  1. I'm going to guess that #2, 6, and 9 are definitely true.

  2. No, no. Obviously, she was dead.

    Now, she is undead, a shambler with a craving for human brains.

    Watch out for kuru.

  3. Glad I wasn't the only one this week. And my excuse is only two words long...

    Here's hoping the CIA Anti-Goat squad can spare you next week!

  4. yeah... strange thoughts :)


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