C.J. Redwine

I'm currently

reading: WHAT THE DEAD KNOW by Laura Lippman (incredible author!)

listening to: UNDERWORLD SOUNDTRACK (thank you Paul!)

writing: SHADOWING FATE, outlining the following 4 books in the series, and fleshing out another idea for a series (Nope, not the one with Earl. Yet.)

wishing: for a magic wand to wave over my ironing pile. =D

Logophile: someone who loves words.

Not to be confused with Legophile: someone (usually male) who loves small pieces of plastic that can be planted like tiny, primary-colored mines in the fibers of a bedroom's carpet, waiting for an unsuspecting mother to crush them into her bare foot while tending to her children in the middle of the night.

I discovered two new words today.

One, I find incredibly ridiculous in a fascinating sort of way.

Pulchritudinous: beautiful, gorgeous, lovely.

One wonders why this gem of a word hasn't made its way onto the glossy cover of millions of Valentine's cards. Smart is sexy, right? Although since the pronunciation of this word is highly reminiscent of the mouth-motions made immediately before vomiting, perhaps only someone as suave as say - George Clooney or Pierce Brosnen could carry it off.

The other word just made me laugh. All of my friends tease me about my proliferous use of fancy words. Now they can use a fancy word of their own to des…

Another lolcat I made.

Two nights ago, I took my oldest, The Scientist, to Target so he could spend his birthday money on Nerf blasters and Tech Decks (little finger skateboards with cool designs underneath that, I am assured by my children, are the toy to have at school).

Naturally, I do not enter Target without also browsing through the clearance in each section of interest to me (you know...handbags, accessories, clothing, shoes...). It didn't take long for The Scientist to announce his boredom and arrange to meet up with me in the toy department when I was finished rumaging through hoodies marked down to $3 each.

I let him go. It's more fun for everyone that way.

My browsing was cut short, however, by a young mother with a furious toddler captured inside her cart. The little girl was screaming at the top of her lungs and, while I couldn't understand most of what she said, the volume conveyed her meaning with exquisite clarity.

The mother, while undoubtedly taking the wisest course of action by…

"Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write."

- John Adams

Yes, yes, I'm addicted. I didn't make this one personally. I'll post links to the ones I make so you can vote on my crazy sense of humor. =)

1. Talk about doing this first thing on Monday. It's 12:36 a.m.

2. Just got home from watching Jumper with Kailani.

3. Would have been a great movie if you removed whiny Rachel Bilson and wooden Hayden Christensen.

4. I am, once more, irritated with my computer/email/technology in general.

5. My friend and I have debated the merits of goat's milk as an acceptable form of liquid refreshment and concluded that few beverage options could possibly be worse.

6. Anything coming from a bison comes to mind.

7. Well, ewww. I just grossed myself out.

8. Moving on.

9. As per our most recent survey, it looks like most of the readers here are die-hard C.S. Lewis fans. Can't blame anyone for sticking with the master.

10. Made more lolcat pics. Here's a link to one: lolcat

11. Told you I was becoming an addict.

12. My laundry is now manageable again.

13. Shouldn't take my boys long to fix that.

14. Katy, feedback arrives today (although much later today since I'm off to bed in a secon…

This is me on coedine...

Check out the new lolcat pic I made. All the funny cat pics I've posted here have been created by someone else but I've been bitten by the lolcat bug now...

And while you're there, feel free to rate the pic - there's a five cheeseburger rating system. =)

1. Why do toy makers find it necessary to weld large, unbreakable plastic toys to their cardboard containers with no less than five thick, barely flexible plastic cables?

2. Why do fast food restaurants dispense ketchup to children in packets that can easily be transformed into condiment-squirting missiles with one well-placed stomp of the foot? And shouldn't a pile of extra napkins be an automatic addition to any tray bearing food for boys?

3. Why do grocery stores put delicately balanced pyramids of produce at elbow/head/shoulder reach of a 7 year old boy?

4. Why do cities make beautiful parks full of swing sets and jungle gyms and then put the one bench available for parents as far away from any semblance of shade as possible?

5. Why can't someone figure out how to produce a tube of diaper cream with a child-resistant top? Ditto for toothpaste. And shaving cream.

6. Why can't the makers of Mr. Clean's Magic Eraser turn their attention to stain removal from boys' play…

Today, Amazon cut the entries down to the top 100 in each category. They never gave us a date for doing this, just the date (March 3rd) for posting the top 10 entries, so it was a bit of a surprise but hey, it's their first contest. There are bound to be bugs.

Anyway, I had solid reviews (average 4.9 stars) but not enough reviews to make the 100 cut. So, a big THANK YOU to everyone who took the time to review my excerpt and write a review. I appreciate it and I'm okay with the results. Editors read my work and something may come of that and I already have this novel in another contest where editors select the winners so we'll see how that goes. =)

Off to assuage my bruised ego by writing another chapter (wherein Alexa learns how to kill Cain...)

1. Saw Spiderwick Chronicles last night with Kailani and LOVED IT!! It was action-packed, the plot held up well, and the visuals were really cool.

2. It snowed this morning which meant the kids thought school would be cancelled because in mid-Tennessee, that's usually what they do. Thankfully, the county had their heads on straight this morning and school is in session.

3. Starshine does not want to drink water now because he's convinced there are water spiders in it. SEE??? This is why science should be an optional subject.

4. My laundry pile has reached critical mass.

5. Hubby has three cakes to bake this week...a train engine, a treasure chest, and a black cake with flames around the sides and an electric guitar coming out of the top.

6. I love the movie Clue. (Flames!! On the side of my face!!)

7. Green beans ruin anything they touch.

8. When my parents were visiting, my Dad proved himself to be an amateur in the "Proper Etiquette And Use of Lavatory Facilities in a Hom…