I've Tased It One Too Many Times

1. I must confess that nothing in the following post will have anything to do with the picture I used. 2. I just couldn't resist the awesomeness. 3. I'll start today's list with a comment on the strange philosophy boys have toward personal hygiene and clothing. 4. My teenager is exempt from the following commentary because he's recently been awakened to the fact that GIRLS like cleanliness and clothing that hasn't been worn for a month. 5. My other two boys could care less. 6. I force them to shower, I insist they use soap, and I check their teeth daily because if I don't, I fear the CDC will show up at my home and quarantine us all. 7. I also watch their clothing for signs they've worn it too many days in a row. They act like it's the end of the world when I hand them a fresh pair of jeans and insist the pair they're wearing deserves a decent burial in our back yard, but they change their pants. 8. I've recently realized, however