Speechless
Some interesting questions asked of me at work lately. They didn't really leave me speechless but the sarcastic response I wanted to give had to be swallowed in the interest of keeping my job. ;) "My BLT is only bacon, lettuce, and tomato. Where's the meat?" "Does your sweet tea have sugar in it?" "I know it says you only have biscuits and cornbread but could I please have rolls instead?" And my personal favorite: "Do your salads come with lettuce?" Truly, I am amazed that some people remember how to breathe.