A few lessons my boys learned yesterday:
1. Light sabers and unprotected groins do not a happy camper make.
2. There is only so far you can push a mother with a raging headache before she snaps like a brittle rubber band.
3. Never tickle Starshine when he has a full bladder. Especially if he's sitting on you.
And the most important lesson of all (illustrated with much dramatic screaming by Starshine himself):
4. Do not take an atomic fireball repeatedly out of your mouth and then wipe your eyes with those same, cinnamon-coated fingers.
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A Bad Culinary Decision
A few days ago, on a whim, I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips in their new Chicken and Waffles flavor. I figured my kids (who love bot...
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A few days ago, on a whim, I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips in their new Chicken and Waffles flavor. I figured my kids (who love bot... -
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Yewoch! *winces*
ReplyDeleteI dumped pepper in my brother's eyes once. *grins* I was seasoning his head and he looked up.
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Ouch!!
ReplyDeleteI once shot tabasco into my eye at work. That wasn't fun. It wasn't fun at ALL.
Ohh I have so much to look forward to with my son!! :)
ReplyDeleteHave a couple more just for the fun of it. Three boys either makes you or breaks you. =)
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