Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Life Lesson #487

If one is foolish enough to remove one's contacts directly after brushing one's teeth, one should be absolutely certain one has removed all traces of minty freshness from one's fingertips before sticking said fingertips into one's eye.
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  1. SusanJune 17, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    The same goes for nail polish remover. That stuff can outlast several hand washings!

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  2. Kerry AllenJune 17, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    Jalepenos also linger.

    I do the toothpaste thing all the time. On purpose. Nothing else is quite so effective for stimulating one's alertness when one is getting ready for work at 3:30 a.m.

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  3. Angelic DaughterJune 17, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    I wear glasses.

    Friends and not-so-friends have told me I should try contacts (also to wear my hair down once in a while, but that's besides the point).

    The idea seems less and less appealing.

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  4. WerecatJune 18, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    I too have experienced the jalapeno contact lens eye gouging. The worst thing about it? Knowing you have to get the other eye.

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