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A Bad Culinary Decision
A few days ago, on a whim, I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips in their new Chicken and Waffles flavor. I figured my kids (who love bot...
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Honestly, this is a post I never dreamed I'd write. My hands are shaky, and I'm frantically thinking through all the possible conseq...
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A few days ago, on a whim, I bought a bag of Lay's Potato Chips in their new Chicken and Waffles flavor. I figured my kids (who love bot... -
It's a funny thing, selling a book. From the inside, it looks like this: I did ... what? WHAT? Are you sure? I might vomit. In a goo...
The same goes for nail polish remover. That stuff can outlast several hand washings!
ReplyDeleteJalepenos also linger.
ReplyDeleteI do the toothpaste thing all the time. On purpose. Nothing else is quite so effective for stimulating one's alertness when one is getting ready for work at 3:30 a.m.
I wear glasses.
ReplyDeleteFriends and not-so-friends have told me I should try contacts (also to wear my hair down once in a while, but that's besides the point).
The idea seems less and less appealing.
I too have experienced the jalapeno contact lens eye gouging. The worst thing about it? Knowing you have to get the other eye.
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