I love quotes. I have a huge book full of quotes. Most of my favorites are serious stuff.
However, I have three new favorites, recently acquired.
One, from Dragonheart: "She's a - a - a Wandering Idiot!"
The second, from Eddie Izzard's riff on the Death Star Canteen where Darth Vader announces: "Death by Tray it shall be!"
The last, acquired today, from Plankton (the evil nemesis on SpongeBob): "This is a job for an imbecile!"
Shouldn't be too hard to work those into everyday conversations.
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ReplyDeleteI'm gonna use the "She's a Wandering Idiot" line whenever I see my boss go through the office.
quietly, of course.
Death by tray. *laughs* I actually used that on someone the other day.
ReplyDelete:D
*grins*
ReplyDeleteAs a waitress, I use the "Death by tray" line nearly every day...
=)