Surfin' USA

Taking a well-deserved vacation from medieval brawling, Juan Pedro visited the fair islands of Hawaii and learned three valuable lessons:

1. Going swimming while wearing a suit of armor provides excellent protection from sharks and jellyfish.

2. Also, the ladies love a man who can surf while carrying a sword.

3. Unfortunately, the consequences of spending hours in salt water while dressed only in metal are too horrible to discuss.

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