How NOT To Scare Away A Zombie Goat
There are many ways to scare away the Zombie Goat. Zombie Cats, of course, being the most effective, but clanging a dinner bell while tossing the brains of your enemies in the direction you wish the goats to go is also a viable alternative.
Losing your manhood on camera, however, is not.
Losing your manhood on camera, however, is not.
I know you will disown me, but I feel deeply sorry for the goat on the rope. Poor thing just wanted some company.
ReplyDeleteActually, I do too. I don't think animals should spend their lives on a leash. It's cruel. Even to a Zombie Goat.
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